just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

paraexception:

2001 - 2011.

(Source: miguelitomalikz)

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

(Source: agent-pond)

secrete-me-an-earth-river:

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

You are the innovator of our generation

(Source: t-jam3s)

mishawinsexster:

Castiel, a summary

riddlemetom:

Apparently in the wizarding world dying is not the worst thing you can do

AU: The Potter’s on Platform 9 3/4.

iamnotlikelilyevans:

by Burdge

I’M SORRY, THIS IS JUST MY FAVORITE.

deducingneville:

whereforeartthouwolves:

hogwartskidsproblems:

That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.

I just

I

my heart

ow

Very sneaky costume department

Very

Sneaky.

(Source: ivegotmagic)

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

(Source: writerscorner)

spockisinthetardis:

ohcrap-itsactuallymydivision:

cutiebatch:

If I could describe Greg Lestrade in one photo this would be it.

#Its not my division if I cant see it

that tag

(Source: shercaption)

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.